Saturday, February 2, 2013

The Harrowing Adventures of Tim and the Refectory Food, Part IV


Thursday, January 31, 2013

Breakfast
Long may the reign of Porridge on breakfasts in Gishoma be. May it never falter or fail.

Lunch
The only meal susceptible to change. Potatoes, bread, corn, rice and cassava are all staples of Rwandan diet and a meal without at least one of these is a meal not worth having. Two or more is preferred. All five in one meal would probably be the happiest moment of a Rwandan’s life. Today’s starch was brought to you by rice. With kayunga there’s generally more than enough to go around but for reasons unknown the rice supply was just enough to get by. Beans abounded as usual.

Dinner
Tonight’s beans had a more earthy zest than usual, possibly from the bits of dirt mixed in but it’s nearly impossible to pinpoint the origins of the garnish. Sometimes it’s better to be blissfully ignorant of things lest you find out the answer.
The power to the school went out while we were in the middle of eating and if you hadn’t known what had happened you would have thought that you were watching The Price Is Right because of the loud pitched screams were comparable to a person being called down to the stage to make a bid. Students nearly lost their shit but somehow didn’t lose a beat with eating and just kept going on. I had as easy a time feeding myself as a person who recently had a stroke yet the students kept on peeling their sweet potatoes with the handle of their forks or spoons like the sun was shining right above their heads.

No comments:

Post a Comment