Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Harrowing Adventures of Tim and the Refectory Food, Part III


Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Breakfast
Something about waking up at 6am to drink warm porridge with no flavor doesn’t really encourage much creative thinking so I have little else to say other then that I drank some warm, bland porridge. I will note though that residual porridge found in the cup the day after when washing dishes leaves a nice consistency that would be excellent for a food fight.

Lunch
With the frequency I have been (and will continue to be) eating beans I think they’re due a little limelight. They’re your normal, average beans, occasionally burnt, sometimes mushy from overcooking and generally served in lots of water with scant traces of onions or mystery slimy green vegetable and the occasional rock or stone. And salt, can’t forget the salt. But today’s beans had a film on top like what you get on homemade pudding if you let it sit for a while. It was a crystallized salty bean residue film. One of my students told me that this is the most delicious part of the beans because it’s sweet (though no one could confirm or deny the presence of sugar). Dubious, I thrust my fork into the beans and removed a nice piece of the crystallized salty bean residue film and fed it to the student to see if he’d back out. He didn’t so I was compelled by the throng of students around me to do likewise. It tasted just like what you’d think a crystallized salty bean residue film would taste like.

Dinner
Tonight’s meal consisted of an exquisite assortment of handpicked organic sweet potatoes and salt, with a non-optional side of beans to accompany the salt. I’ve been assured that every single night of the school year the students will be served sweet potatoes and beans. Good, I can sleep easy tonight knowing that this flatulence inducing food won’t be missing from my diet anytime soon.

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