Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Harrowing Adventures of Tim and the Refectory Food. Part II


Tuesday January 29, 2013

Breakfast
Breakfast was as I knew it would be; porridge flavored only by any residual contents in the cup you drank it from. Porridge in the States (as I remember it) is eaten with a spoon but here it’s liquid enough to drink, unless you let it congeal which is why everywhere you look students are swirling their breakfast around in their cups. The only thing it has going for it is that it is warm, yet that seems like an affront to one’s emotions, tricking the unsuspecting into eagerly drinking the warm porridge only to find disappointment with each mouthful, like a predator luring its prey into a corner before it strikes.

Lunch
Kayunga and beans. This is the meal I know and trust whenever I’ve eaten with my students previously. It’s made of colorless corn mush formed into a giant ball of regret. It’s only redeeming quality is that the dull heap can take on the flavor of anything that it touches, in this case salt and beans. A drawback to the absorption of flavor is that it also absorbs the liquid the beans are in, causing it to take on a sponge like consistency, which we all know leads to an increase in appetite and disposition to ingest more of the now mildly flavored but mushier ball of regret.

Dinner
Same deal as last night, sweet potatoes and beans (read: I only ate beans). The salt attack from last night must have scared my lips into quick action healing for fear of another assault because it was less bothersome this time around. The lack of variety of food was quickly made up for by the quality of conversation however. Most of the talk revolved around the military though and how Rwandans aren’t allowed to have a gun unless they’re in the military or police and how they’re shocked with the ability Americans have to access such powerful weapons. I felt it strange how in a post-conflict country that also has the constant threat of M23 lingering on the horizon they would have a much stricter view on gun control than in the States. But that’s a topic for another day.

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