Saturday, February 2, 2013

The Harrowing Adventures of Tim and the Refectory Food, Part V


Friday, February 1, 2013

Breakfast
Porridge is the thick, sticky sustenance that binds us together and makes us strong. May it never acquire flavor and lose its nondescript qualities that make it so great. ¡Vive el Porridge!

Lunch
Today tested what little self-control I have left. I’ve quite literally eaten 2 kilos of Nutella in 2 days because it was available and I had clean spoons (though let’s be honest, clean or not those spoons were going to get used and in the worst way). To be even more candid I should also confess that I’ve sucked on cough drops (on multiple occasions) because they were the closest thing I had to something sweet, so believe me when I say I have long since buried the withered remains of my self-control. It was Hero’s Day today (comparable to Veteran’s Day) and as tradition there was a mind-numbing ceremony for a few hours in the morning (after starting an hour late). Very untraditional though was the lack of meat and beer. I was looking forward to something different (I would have opted for a fanta since that’s what students would have been offered) but the fates had it written in the stars that I would eat another helping of kayunga and bean. What tested me was when we teachers went to a bar afterwards to carry on with the ceremony and start the celebrating (read: drink lots of beer out of students’ sight). Turning down a beer isn’t hard to do but when you’re the only sober one in a small room packed with 25 other people all drinking themselves silly on the school’s dime it takes more than self-control not to find a needle and get alcohol flowing into your bloodstream intravenously so as to feel alcohol’s effects as quickly as possible. Only divine intervention or a coma could prevent me from drinking beer and because I don’t believe in God I’m going to claim that I fell into a coma-like state making it possible to withstand free beer in a setting like this.

Evening Snack
A little extra protein in the form of a bug that flew into my mouth when I was out walking with someone, shortly followed by a bug flying directly into my eye.

Dinner
Ibishyimbo. If I were a better writer I could write something more interesting about eating beans again for the fifth night in a row but I’m not so I won’t. I ate beans for dinner.

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